In Case of Zombie Apocalypse
Should zombies ever attack, I have an unlimited supply of weapons to ensure survival.
Here's why.
You may recall my recent post about my fight for and victory in achieving my three-month supply of One Touch Ultra blood test strips. Late last week, the nine boxes of strips arrived at my home. Finding the box on my porch when arriving home from work, I took them inside to investigate. Honestly, I expected some extra issue that I'd have to battle the insurance company or medical supply company about - I'm cynical like that. Inside the box, I found the nine boxes. The invoice told me that the 900 strips cost $813 total, which thanks to my insurance coverage only means a $25 co-payment for me. That's sweet.
However, there's more. In addition to the strips, Medco also sent me nine boxes of Lancets - lancets I didn't request or want and do not need. Of course, the statement shows me that apparently my insurance does not cover these lancets. So, that means I must pay the full $73 amount charged. To reiterate, for something I don't need. That's 900 lancets, on top of the hefty supply of several hundred already on hand.
Grumble.
A phone call to United Healthcare/Medco led to my learning that apparently my Endo had prescribed the lancets when putting in the Rx for my higher-than-normally-allowed amount of strips. Even though I hadn't requested them, and wasn't notified by anyone about this order being placed for me. Medco tells me they have a standard policy of not accepting any medication/supply returns, even in the event the doctor's office makes a mistake. In my mind, I wonder what happens if my doctor orders something like - I don't know, Viagra - and it's something I totally don't need or would ever use. And them I'm pressed with a massive bill, and can't return it. What the Fructose is supposed to happen then??
Grrr.
The amount will be put on my account, and if not paid it remains outstanding and eventually goes through the normal collection procedure, the rep explained. An appeals process exists for me to "ask" for them to review this return, but that takes a month to play out after they've received my appeal forms and that does nothing to change my account status or the balance owed.
Grumble. Grumble.
A phone call first thing Monday morning remains unreturned, and even a followup on Tuesday resulted in a receptionist's lecture about not duplicating messages. (zombies must have gotten to the person I need to talk to...) If I had to guess: I'd say it's protocol to order lancets along with strips - you know, because you're supposed to change the lancet every time you do a test. (Wait for it, wait for it..... HA HA HA HA HA!!!!)
Ahem.
Fine. Whatever. Though it's the principle of the matter in not wanting to be responsible for something I didn't order, these are lancets. It's not a huge amount, and my Flex does cover it. Plus, I should be changing them out more often than I do (pleading the Fifth on how often this actually does happen now). My Endo's office will know soon enough that it's NOT alright to do "assumed" ordering for me again, ever.
In turning to the DOC about this frustration soon after it happened, one ray of positivity came from Katie (@avisualtinkle). She said - "Well, think of it this way: If there is ever a zombie apocalypse, you could slowly kill them with itty bitty pricks to the brain."
I like it. As a Zombie Movie and Game fan, this just spells zombie-style awesomeness.
We even have widespread worldwide support of this idea, even from our allies over across the pond. Initial observations from some like Becky over at Instructions Not Included are that we could even make this work with pea shooters or blow dart weapons, firing the lancets at them.
As any George Romero fan or Resident Evil gamer knows, those zombies can be tricky suckers. All it takes is a blow or spike to the head, but they multiple like nobody's business so the more weapons the better... So, with that, I'm embracing that optimism and will keep my new Lancets. Because you never know when the zombies may attack.
Here's why.
You may recall my recent post about my fight for and victory in achieving my three-month supply of One Touch Ultra blood test strips. Late last week, the nine boxes of strips arrived at my home. Finding the box on my porch when arriving home from work, I took them inside to investigate. Honestly, I expected some extra issue that I'd have to battle the insurance company or medical supply company about - I'm cynical like that. Inside the box, I found the nine boxes. The invoice told me that the 900 strips cost $813 total, which thanks to my insurance coverage only means a $25 co-payment for me. That's sweet.
However, there's more. In addition to the strips, Medco also sent me nine boxes of Lancets - lancets I didn't request or want and do not need. Of course, the statement shows me that apparently my insurance does not cover these lancets. So, that means I must pay the full $73 amount charged. To reiterate, for something I don't need. That's 900 lancets, on top of the hefty supply of several hundred already on hand.Grumble.
A phone call to United Healthcare/Medco led to my learning that apparently my Endo had prescribed the lancets when putting in the Rx for my higher-than-normally-allowed amount of strips. Even though I hadn't requested them, and wasn't notified by anyone about this order being placed for me. Medco tells me they have a standard policy of not accepting any medication/supply returns, even in the event the doctor's office makes a mistake. In my mind, I wonder what happens if my doctor orders something like - I don't know, Viagra - and it's something I totally don't need or would ever use. And them I'm pressed with a massive bill, and can't return it. What the Fructose is supposed to happen then??
Grrr.
The amount will be put on my account, and if not paid it remains outstanding and eventually goes through the normal collection procedure, the rep explained. An appeals process exists for me to "ask" for them to review this return, but that takes a month to play out after they've received my appeal forms and that does nothing to change my account status or the balance owed.
Grumble. Grumble.
A phone call first thing Monday morning remains unreturned, and even a followup on Tuesday resulted in a receptionist's lecture about not duplicating messages. (zombies must have gotten to the person I need to talk to...) If I had to guess: I'd say it's protocol to order lancets along with strips - you know, because you're supposed to change the lancet every time you do a test. (Wait for it, wait for it..... HA HA HA HA HA!!!!)
Ahem.
Fine. Whatever. Though it's the principle of the matter in not wanting to be responsible for something I didn't order, these are lancets. It's not a huge amount, and my Flex does cover it. Plus, I should be changing them out more often than I do (pleading the Fifth on how often this actually does happen now). My Endo's office will know soon enough that it's NOT alright to do "assumed" ordering for me again, ever.
In turning to the DOC about this frustration soon after it happened, one ray of positivity came from Katie (@avisualtinkle). She said - "Well, think of it this way: If there is ever a zombie apocalypse, you could slowly kill them with itty bitty pricks to the brain."
I like it. As a Zombie Movie and Game fan, this just spells zombie-style awesomeness.
We even have widespread worldwide support of this idea, even from our allies over across the pond. Initial observations from some like Becky over at Instructions Not Included are that we could even make this work with pea shooters or blow dart weapons, firing the lancets at them.As any George Romero fan or Resident Evil gamer knows, those zombies can be tricky suckers. All it takes is a blow or spike to the head, but they multiple like nobody's business so the more weapons the better... So, with that, I'm embracing that optimism and will keep my new Lancets. Because you never know when the zombies may attack.
Comments
Maybe you could develop a lancet-loaded Gattling gun to take down the zombies more rapidly? 900 rounds a minute ought to do it.
I wouldn't think the headache would be worth sixty three dollars of arguing, but that's your call.
First, give your Endo a stern talking to.
Second, MEDCO has a policy that they are supposed to call you and verify any prescription initiated by a doctor.
Third, if you pay for your supply with a credit card company, I would call them and contest the charges. THEN, maybe MEDCO will be willing to take them back.
Finally, contact your Attorney General.
MEDCO has been screwing me around quite a bit lately, putting limits on the amount of insulin i can get each month, for instance; or not allowing me to fill a 90 day prescription at a pharmacy.
ZOMBIE PRICKERS....PERFECT!
I hate this stuff. I got stuck with 3 vials of Lantus a year ago that I didn't need and the pharm REFUSED to take it back and refund us.
ARGH!!!!
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